Before paparazzi, before the rise of the entertainment website empire, before the invention of the Manolo Blahnik shoe, there were sunglasses. Lovely, chic, shapely sunglasses.
It's not always easy for a big girl to look glamourous, but I really love a bit of glamour. And I'm not into pain. (Well, maybe once in a while in a saucy, aren't I naughty sort of a way.) So super high heels just don't work for me.