Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Little Girl in Big Glasses

You know you have a teeny tiny head when...

Oh, I'm sorry Taylor. But I guess I'm going to pick up where Kanye left off...Beyonce rocks sunglasses much more successfully than you. Sure you're cute, but when we look back people are not going to be putting you on the top of the sunglass-wearing charts.

If you'd like to get there, stick with cool styles like the Derek Lam's you're wearing...but try to be sure that they fit! It's just the slightest bit ooky to have your eyelashes popping above your sunglasses.

Sure I'm picky. But you're young and there's still time for your to become a sunny powerhouse!

Friday, October 15, 2010

Soothing and Sunny

Most matters of babies—and particularly babies’ style—are a bit of a mystery to the Spinstermiss. But I do have a 14-pound dog who is very well dressed, so I will take the liberty to draw some conclusions about human babies based on my years of caring for and maintaining my hairy, hairy daughter. 

My knowledge pretty much covers the following:
- They’re small.
- They’re cute.
- They’re dramatic, particularly on planes and in restaurants.
- They’re delicate when it comes to stuff like sun exposure and the elements. 

And as a parent/caretaker, I would imagine that one would not only want his or her baby to feel good and comfy and happy, but also to look adorable.

When strolling the halls at Silmo (the Parisian optical trade fair), I think I found something that speaks to all of those admirable goals: Lytot’s new Baby Sunglasses with Pacifier. It’s an all-in-one style booster and baby silencer. Which has got to be a good thing, right?

Now if they could figure out a similar set up for shih-tzus, I’d really be in business!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Sunglass Headlines!

Image: Chilean miner Edison Pena
Extra extra...the world is doing my job for me...

Oakley helps miners face freedom safety...and looking hot! The group of miners had some varied interests and managed to make it through confinement the likes of which would freak out the vast majority of us. But with some help from the world, including some sharp Radars to help prevent eye damage during their transition to the above world, they are back in the sun.

Now Oakley's taking a lot of heat for garnering a ton of publicity for their good deed, but I sincerely have my doubts that the gang from Oakley has been planning this out in their board room for the past 60+ days. Even though they are a massive global powerhouse, can't we just give these guys a hale and hearty handshake for a job well done?